This morning I was in the shower. And, I noticed this little granddaddy long legs (GDLL) (or it is daddy long legs?) trying to drop on me. It was a baby one. I did the logical thing and cupped water to drop on it. So it would drown. Hahaha. Evil bug.
This is when I noticed the huge and probably older and wiser GDLL in the upper corner of the wall. I feel certain that that GDLL encouraged the little one to drop down and practice climbing back up. Spiders totally need to practice that stuff, it’s not like it’s intuitive. I splashed water all over it’s web and the little one was having issues. Then I got to thinking that the older GDLL was a horrible parent, encouraging it’s child to practice webdropping while a human (me) with a propensity for killing and drowning his kind was standing there. Then, I realized that the older GDLL probably wasn’t the little one’s parent at all. He is probably an evil uncle or something and is trying to act like he’s helping the little one but really wants him dead so he can have all of the little flies and stuff to himself. Ass!! Don’t fret. The little GDLL made it up the wall and to the far corner. He has a few hours left to live. I’m totally spraying both of them to death with Raid when I get home.




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July 14, 2010 at 5:57 pm
steph anne
Haha, I would have killed them the minute I saw them or yell for my husband to do it if he was home.
July 14, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Windsor Grace
Not having a husband and hating the feeling of squishing bugs, I prefer to ignore and hope they’re gone by the time I get back. Out of site, out of mind. :)
July 14, 2010 at 9:01 pm
Shannon
LOL, this is hilarious. I come up with little theories like this, too. Glad I’m not the only one!
July 15, 2010 at 10:31 am
Windsor Grace
I have a lot of theories about different things. I keep the weirdest ones to myself. ;)
July 16, 2010 at 8:31 pm
thenewdynasty
anger management ?! :)
July 19, 2010 at 9:48 am
Tamara
Yikes! This is so funny! I would have so done the same thing!
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