I got a Wii Fit for Christmas. Admittedly, I haven’t played it a whole lot. And, I got the work out game from EA Sport for Wii and it’s way better.
So, I decided to work out with the Wii Fit thing that comes with the system the other day. As soon
These are the evil Miis who call you out to your roomie.
as I got it geared up, it’s all like, “Where have you been? I haven’t seen you in 20 days. You’re off your program.” Dude. The stupid game is calling me out for not working out. I already feel lazy and fat enough, not to mention, it’s been counting the days. What the hell. It’s, like, telling me I’m a fat cow.
A couple of days later, Roomie decided to play the thing. It asked her if she’d seen me because I haven’t been around in a while and am getting off my program. You guys. The damn machine is not only giving me shit about not exercising, it’s calling me out to Roomie. Piece of shit. It doesn’t call Roomie out to me! It just hates me. My own Wii Fit hates me. Geez.
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March 25, 2010 at 12:22 pm
OneLittleIndian
http://www.amazon.com/Wii-Fit-Nintendo/product-reviews/B000VJRU44/ref=cm_cr_pr_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addOneStar
Check out the review titled “If You Are Old/Pudgy/Awkward – Prepare for HUMILIATION.”
I read this review before I got the Wii Fit. It’s worth a good laugh. This lady needs to calm the eff down.
March 25, 2010 at 7:06 pm
jeanknee
mine doesn’t call me out to anyone it just says I’m as healthy as an 85 year old.
how’s that for motivation?
asswipe wii
March 26, 2010 at 10:42 am
Windsor Grace
You might as well give up at this point.
March 26, 2010 at 9:07 am
Nilsa @ SoMi Speaks
Our Wii Fit has been reduced to our scale that we use to weigh in a couple times each month (if that). Each time it berates me for being gone (47 days!), I want to yell at it that the Wii is not the only way to workout. And then I realize I’d be yelling at a machine. Stupid Wii. hahaha.
March 26, 2010 at 12:38 pm
kaitechnolust
You should see what it did to my Mii after I took a month or two off; it swelled him up like that little girl that ate the blueberry candy in Willy Wonka. He looks like he’s gonna have a heart attack while waddling off the screen.
March 26, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Windsor Grace
Are you serious? It makes the Mii fat? That is even more ridiculous. Now I’m afraid.
March 26, 2010 at 1:04 pm
kaitechnolust
It did mine! But to be fair, I AM fat, so I didn’t really take offense. :)
March 26, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Lisa from Lisa's Yarns
Ok, that is hilarious. I know i shouldn’t laugh and shouldn’t be grinning ear to ear. But I am. Hilarious.
March 26, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Tanna P
OMG- yes. What’s even worse is that my boyfriend (a former swimmer) has been working really hard on getting fit- which for him is building up his shoulders- as a swimmer he has a tiny butt, chicken legs, and huge shoulders.
So, all this has earned him some heavy muscles. He was so excited to Wii fit and get a young age and all, and then when his BMI came out it said he was waaay overweight, unhealthy and it made his MII HUGE! I mean it is really fat. It’s all muscle weight, literally, he is fit as a fiddle. But it still makes me giggle every time I turn it on and I’m a skinny minny (I have more pudge than he does by far) and he’s tubby. Oh Wii, at least you try to bring health through video games, even if you’re mean, sounds like America to me.
March 29, 2010 at 7:38 am
Windsor Grace
I have no idea until I wrote this post that the Mii will get fat. I feel as if that is a deterrent to me wanting to work out. Since my Mii *isn’t* fat, I’m starting to feel pretty good about myself *pat on back* And that is hilarious about your boyfriend.
March 27, 2010 at 2:37 pm
AsianCajuns (Cath)
Hahaha. That’s so Nintendo! I have Brian Age for my DS and it always guilts me when I haven’t used it in a while.
March 29, 2010 at 7:51 am
Windsor Grace
Dude! I have Brain Age too!! (I have *way* too many gaming systems at my house, it’s embarassing) I was going to bring the Brain Age guilting into the post, but I thought it might get too confusing. Don’t you love how that guy is like, “it’s the middle of the night! This is not a good time to test your brain!” Ass.
March 28, 2010 at 3:04 am
fatmumslim
I know that feeling. I wish it couldn’t count. I hate how it counts how much weight I’ve put on, how long I’ve been away.
I think I need to break up with my Mii. ;)
March 28, 2010 at 1:46 pm
steph anne
I’m in the same boat!! I hate it – I refuse to turn it on because it’ll probably say “It’s been 100 days” or something like that. I’ll lose weight 1st then go back on and see what it has to say to me. :)
March 30, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Tiny Tyrant
Okay have to giggle at this. We got a Wii for V Day (yes we suck at the romance thing) and I’m dreading getting on it since I haven’t used it in a while and I know it will yell at me.
But I have two of the dogs in it and they need to be weighed, so I might suck it up and just pull the darn thing out and play some balance games.
With my luck it will sic the dogs on me. Lol
March 31, 2010 at 7:44 am
Windsor Grace
OK. Can you make dog Miis?
March 31, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Shannon
And as I read this, I’m sitting here eating 5 chocolate chip cookies. *ahem*