You guys, I was a ridiculously adorable kid. Like, really cute. Last year, I scanned every baby and childhood picture of my brother, cousin and myself into my computer to make a photo book as a gift to my grandparents for Christmas. So, now, I have hundreds of pictures of the three of us available at all times. Seriously, there are hundreds. (I like to share particularly embarrassing ones of my brother on Facebook when I am feeling saucy. Just to keep him in line.)
While I was drifting off to sleep (usually when I get my best blogging ideas) I thought of the following picture. Since you were probably not quite as adorable as me when you were a kid, you will appreciate this. But, we can make it into a game. Which kid is me?
Think about this. Already, you know I am the cutest one of all, but there is something else that differentiates me from the rest.
Ready?
I hope you guessed right…
Notice how I look like I have been in a struggle. They put the halo on my and I ripped it off. Then they tried again, because, what kind of three-year-old doesn’t want to wear a halo? Me, that’s who. So, I ripped it off again. And then, I told the lady that I already am a precious little angel and I don’t need a halo (my mom often called me her precious angel). Even as a child, I was an asshole. I started young.
Oh, and in case you thought that the halo debacle was a one time occurence:





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January 27, 2010 at 9:17 am
Miz Alix
This is not a surprising revelation to me! You were super cute’n'ornery- then and now (said with love).
January 27, 2010 at 9:53 am
mamatulip
BOOYA! I knew it was you.
January 27, 2010 at 9:54 am
Windsor Grace
You’re awesome
January 27, 2010 at 10:06 am
The Boob Nazi
I thought you might have been the one on the left with her eyes closed…. Dammit!
January 27, 2010 at 11:48 am
A Vapid Blonde
I picked you out since you were the only one staring down the camera sticking your tongue out. Also I don’t blame you on the santa face thing because it kind of looks like a toilet seat. Who wants to wear a toilet seat…on their HEAD?
January 27, 2010 at 11:49 am
Windsor Grace
Dear Vapid Blonde,
Goodness, you know me so well. Even when I was a wee lass!
WG
January 27, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Kim
“even as a child I was an asshole” – hahaha, you’re hilarious (and yes, you were quite an adorable child!)
January 27, 2010 at 4:26 pm
SoMi's Nilsa
I think you were just more evolved than the other 3-year olds. You knew one day these photos would end up on a blog for all to see. Why wouldn’t you choose the cute red headband with a bow over a stupid looking Santa face? Duh! Smart girl, then and now!
January 29, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Busty Satan
So much laughing.
I’m now going to imagine that face with the tongue sticking out writing every single post.
January 29, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Windsor Grace
I think I might have been more licking my lips…but, the tongue was definitely out.