Comments on: They are attacking my porch, and they are very loud

By: It’s all happening… « Knit in Public

It’s all happening… « Knit in Public — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 16:40:14 +0000

[...] yesterday and called my aunt and asked her to come get me. (Don’t worry, I have a legion of gaurd gnomes at my house protecting it.) So, I won’t actually have the car keys in my possession until [...]

By: Windsor Grace

Windsor Grace — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:30:34 +0000

OMG!! I do have shrubbery around the house!! That is sooo intense and scary!!

By: pookie pooh

pookie pooh — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:32:08 +0000

I think that the most likely cause is the transformer gmomes. They look like normal shrubbery by day and then transform into mean gremlin like creatures at night. Believe me you – they are nasty! Do you have any shrubbery around he house?

By: SoMi's Nilsa

SoMi's Nilsa — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:47:10 +0000

That’s slightly jarring – these gnomes that only come out in the night. And here I thought gnomes were supposed to be friendly. In our house, if there are any scary noises, our dog has a pretty nasty bark to scare them away.

By: Windsor Grace

Windsor Grace — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 13:44:52 +0000

I also hope they aren’t zombie gnomes. That would suck. I feel confident of their un-zombieness due to the fact they haven’t tried to eat my brain…yet…

By: A Vapid Blonde

A Vapid Blonde — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:36:29 +0000

I hope they are not the zombie gnome variety…they well eat the scare-gnome! Consider yourself warned!