I know all of you probably don’t have a Sci-Fi, everything super natural (except Psychic Kids, he hates that) loving boyfriend. But I do. And there is this show on BBC America called Demons. And he loves it.
They are even more serious than the characters from "Roswell." No one smiles. Ever.
There is this boy (Luke) and he finds out that his dad (who died or something) was a Van Helsing (this means nothing to me, but apparently he has to fight the undead or spirits or something) and now he is a Van Helsing because his dad died. And he is supposed to be doing this with his uncle. Who apparently, isn’t a Van Helsing, even though he is his father’s brother. I’m confused too.
Ok, so Luke is like 16 or 17 or something. And he is never home, he’s always at karate or killing evil spirits and getting home at 5 am and his mom is just like “whatever” and she asks him one time if he is on drugs. This woman needs to get on top of it, but she doesn’t care because Luke is reminding her of his father, who, remember, is dead. From demon killing. Lady, get with it. Duh.
So, Luke has a friend, Ruby, who has no special powers and isn’t related to anyone special, yet she gets to be in the demon killing club even though she usually causes people to get shot (ok, I’ve only seen Demons a couple of times, but she almost got people shot). And, she’s like in love with Luke, which is a big impediment on the whole group because she’s a lovesick 16 year old. Yeah, they’re annoying.
One of the demon fighters is blind. And psychic. And a vampire. But, she drains all of her blood, so she doesn’t feel the need to drink blood. My question is, how is she getting blood in her body if she is undead and isn’t drinking any blood? And, I’m pretty sure that vampires need blood to live, it’s their food, duh, and so she should die because she doesn’t eat. Did I mention she’s psychic and blind? She’s blind because she doesn’t drink blood or drains her own or something. And she doesn’t have any super strength powers like vampires are supposed to. So, 
I hate this character.
Oh!! One of Luke’s mentors is a zombie priest. A Zombie Priest!!!! He exhales flies when he sleeps. I can’t make this stuff up, you guys. This is seriously on TV. And people watch it. That’s the scary part.
Also, one time they fought a character that was a rat man, but he looked like a rat. All the time. And this isn’t Gotham City or something where it’s normal to have people looking like freaks running around. It’s London. That shit isn’t acceptable.
Obviously, this show sucks and I know way too much about it. My concerns are because comes on BBC America, this show must be HUGE in England. This worries me. Have you noticed that every show out of the BBC seems to have something to do with space, the future, demons or spies? And these are the really successful shows. Just sayin’. They are trying to raise a super race of really paranoid people with interesting accents (I would say cool, but just like in America, all dialects aren’t that great).
In case you’re wondering, yes. I am embarrassed at how much I know about this show.
Wow. I would assume I am number 2 only because this isn’t a subject that is searched much, but I know that’s just not true. And in case you were distracted by all of the arrows I drew freehand (I am lefthanded…hard with the mouse, very hard), WTF is this?!!!
I don’t even have any words for this. Bestiality really freaks me out. Apparently, more than most people, because too many of the people I am around think it’s funny. Maybe I need new friends. And, why am I tempted to watch this? Just to see? Ew. Just really, really ew.
When I really look like this:
A few days ago, I was walking around Atlanta, minding my own business, and suddenly all of these zombies came out of no where, like 200 zombies (!!), and they took over the streets. They were trying to get into the cars on the road and eat the people’s brains and the people in the cars were just laughing. Personally, I was afraid for my life. They didn’t tried to eat my brains because I am so awesome…or maybe I smelled, not sure. Anyway, I have video because I know that no one believes me. Zombies taking over the streets has to be video taped. And then, Justin and I followed them when it didn’t seem like they were going to eat our brains. One seemed a little interested in Justin’s brains, but I kicked him and broke his leg and he fell into the street and got hit by a car. It would have been sad if he wasn’t already a brain eating zombie.
zombies creating new zombies and locking the crazy ones in cages (so I assume) for months and that is how they got so many zombies. The leader of these zombies kind of looks like the fish man from Creature from The Black Lagoon (is that what it’s called?) He was scary, but I didn’t see him eat any brains. He was probably full from creating all of the crazy zombies and eating brains.
So. I was sent this interesting make up product called 
Does this look like the perfect eye to you? Hell no. And, the stuff is sticky. Like, my eyelid was sticking to my face. Yet, they are fun to play with…so, I took a bunch more pictures and played with the different type of combos offered. If you didn’t notice, I have different ColonOns on each eye. The other one is silver. I look kind of alien. So, here are the pics. I had a blast.
And, my personal favorite (what were you thinking ColorOn people?)
All in all, don’t buy this. Unless you want to have a lot of fun (expensive fun) playing with this stuff and then immediately taking it off so no one you know will ever see you. Or, you are going to a bad makeup party. Don’t be fooled by the people trying to shove ColorOn Pro down your throat on the Today Show. It sucks, it really does.
After posting the cute pictures of little me in the last post, I started thinking about what I was like as a child. I was really shy. And pretty quiet. And I read, all the time. Like, I read so much that I got in trouble at school for reading during the lessons. My teachers were always saying, “Windsor, I’m glad you’re reading, but please put the book down during math.” And then when I got home, my mom would say, “Windsor, I’m glad you’re reading, but please put the book down during dinner.” I loved going to my grandparents house because my grandmother took me and my brother to the best bookstore ever and let us get a book and we were allowed to read through dinner. Although my brother chose not to do so.
Think about this. Already, you know I am the cutest one of all, but there is something else that differentiates me from the rest.
Notice how I look like I have been in a struggle. They put the halo on my and I ripped it off. Then they tried again, because, what kind of three-year-old doesn’t want to wear a halo? Me, that’s who. So, I ripped it off again. And then, I told the lady that I already am a precious little angel and I don’t need a halo (my mom often called me her precious angel). Even as a child, I was an asshole. I started young.
